fat lazy dick head

fat lazy dick head

Im stinking of weed, booze and fast food

I don’t know what are the protocols?

Ate me tea in bed last night

Got mayo on my balls

I wake up and go downstairs

Think i got ketchup in me hair

Ripped all me clothes

Smoked all me fags

Shit myself on the kitchen chair

I blew my nose

Out comes pinger dust

All red and a bit of white

Just like my boxers

All blood and a bit of shite

Ate a bag of skips 

As soon as i woke up

2 bits of hovis

Booze needs to get soaked up

After me cuppa

I'm gonna have to throw up

My mucous membrane

My jugular vein

My abdominal pain

I'm a fat lazy dick head

Hungover again