fiona bruce

I wish i could kiss fiona bruce on the lips

they’d most likely be dry

i’d most likely cry

I’d twiddle my thumbs

and tell that i'm so shy

I’d tell her she’s pretty

and seems very wise

tell her she looks better with brown hair

cus it matches her eyes

She’d tell me that she’s a vegetarian

I’d say that’s not a surprise

I’d say you and your husband

need to cut ties

she’d tell me i’m a small and fat man

Whilst she looks in my eyes

I’d say ‘Fiona, that’s rude’

She’d say ‘look at your belly!’

I’d say ‘I’m sorry fiona, you are off the telly’